I heart my little a-holes: a bunch of holy-crap moments no on ever told you about parenting

Bundle of joy my ass, more like bundle of hell

I heart my little a-holes

Don't read this section while you're eating chocolate

Another holiday? Are you f'ing kidding me?

The truth, the whole truth, and none of the bullshit you see on Pinterest

A really short chapter about Girl Scout cookies because they are so f'ing awesome they deserve their own chapter

Disney and Caillou and other annoying crap I want to crap on

Annnnnd this is what my life has turned into. Awesome

Yo rug rats, you owe me $26,000 for plastic surgery

I heart my little a-holes verrrrry serious book club questions.