1. Bears, cheeseheads, and tuna
3. Legs twitching, quietly barking
5. Quarterback-shaped balloon animal
6. That calm inner plumbing
7. You always remember your first
8. Finally, we could have nice things
11. Schopenhauer on the fifty
15. Last season meant nothing
18. One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
20. A Van Gogh underneath
21. Your team cheats (or asterisks like Ninja stars)
22. Any day the Giants lose (is a good day)
23. Anger, with sh*tloads of fighting back
24. Losers and sore losers
25. The Super Bowl that shall not be named II
26. A tale of two tight ends
27. "We'll take the wind"
29. Maybe they oughtta study the rule book
34. Like some teenage goth girl
36. You can't always get what you want.
